The Good Old Book

      Well howdy there, friend! The Bible is one of the most powerful and influential books in the world, and it's got a whole lot of stories and wisdom packed inside. Now, I reckon you might be wonderin' what the good book has to say in hillbilly talk, so let me give it to you straight.      First off, the Bible is divided into two main parts: the Old Testament and the New Testament. The Old Testament is all about God's covenant with the Israelites and how he helped them out of some tough scrapes. It's got stories about Adam and Eve, Noah and the flood, and Moses leading the Israelites out of Egypt.      Now, the New Testament is where things really get interesting. That's where we meet Jesus Christ, the son of God, who came down to earth to save us all from our sins. He was born in a little ol' town called Bethlehem, and grew up to be a powerful preacher who healed the sick, fed the hungry, and even brought people back from the dead.  ...